Monday, August 22, 2011

Im a racist b@$7erd

 guy1-"well the weathers been bad today." guy2-"yeah it has"
guy1-"yeah you could tell this morning cause all of the black clouds."
guy2-"what!, whats wronge with the color black you got somthing wronge with the color back!?
guy1-"no i didnt say....
                     guy2- "what you think im too stupid to read between the lines?! you sick racist b@$7erd!
how dare you make fun of our skin tone!"
guy1-"well im sorry i didnt mean....
         guy2-"bull $#!7 you didnt mean it, all you white people are all the same hatin on blacks.."


just another day in 2011. = / 

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

why is are world so crazy about sex?

now this question came buzzing into my mind when I was reading a magazine. the magazine had an article about robots and how they are becoming more life like one of the examples it gave was a robot that was made too look like a female and it was made for simulated sex......

.....really world have we really sunk that low?!
so low that sex doesnt mean anything anymore!
so low that we cant even wait for or work for a partner!
so low that we would rather take the time and effort to make a robot to have sex with rather than just to go find a REAL partner.
i mean really. this pisses me off also because look at all the great things we could do with this technology. we could have robot cops, robot trash collectors, robot Nanny's, robot cooks, cleaners, builders and the list goes on and on and what do we make? a robot that can have sex...... woohoo! congratulations guys you have created the first artificial prostitute!
another thing that really bugs me is sex scenes in movies, books and video games.
why do we need that in there!? I have asked people this question before and they all give me the same answer "well its natural." or "its apart of life." or the very intelligent argument "what are you gay? ah hee hee hee." to that I have to answer well taking a crap is natural. and no im not gay, but your the one that wants to see a naked man doing things to a woman.
sure they've shown people sitting on the toilet before but nothing as explicit as a sex scene. what if you were to open a book and it said something like this....
Jonny walked into the restroom unzipping his pants and slowly unbuckling his belt, he sat down on the cold toilet seat. he started to grunt a brown gooey turd slowly came out of his anus he grunted harder then his rear end made a noise the poo was then released from his crack and into the toilet bowl. it fell and with a glorious splash it made an echoing sound throughout the bathroom. Jonny was now satisfied and relieved.

yeah see how gross that is but dont worry "its apart of life." and "its also natural."
one more thing that bugs me is pop stars that are woman. it seems like ever since Madonna they all have to be whores worthy of the name Jezebel. look at them Rehanna, Ke$ha, Brittany spears. #377 even Mileycyrus is jumping on the band wagon. yu know that girl that sings for your kids and they look up too her... yeah.
people use to call it making love but now I can see that thats not what it is anymore, Blah Blah boy is out.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Meet blahblahboy

Hi my name is blah blah boy, iv never written in a blog before so I guess the first thing to do would be to introduce myself..... well first off im a Young adult im not going to tell my age to anyone cause the last thing I want is some old guy stalking me online claiming hes a girl from Arkansas who loves gettin caught in the rain and all that stupid jazz. I have a few hobbies video games, drawing, listening to awesomly weird music and as you can tell spelling words wrong.
so to those people who want to point that out all I have to say is I know i spelt that wrong, so leave me the crap alone or get on my assassination list!>:(
trust me you dont want to be on that list cause for all you know I could be a friggan ninja that kills demons for a living bwhahahahahaha!!!!
and zombies......
anyways yeah, im not very good at spelling so i guess a brief history is I was born in a divorced marrige, my dad was a druggy wanna be gangsta. he was in jail..... a lot, still is I think, dont know point is if you ever see a kid waving at a cop car yelling "hi daddy!" chances are its me. I dont know where he is and frankly i dont care : P
iv been in counseling a few times for different things, that was fun. I wasnt crazy so thats good. at least thats what they told me.
another thing about me is im pretty desensitized to TV like most kids my age. I see some dude get his head blown off and think its cool, while the rest of the people in theater start throwing up all over the seats. I hate it when that happens.
while I may sound bad i have morals like I dont like abortion I mean sometimes its acceptable but other times its just killing a baby for no reason. keep your pants on or except the consequence!
how would you like it if your mom killed you?!
I dont like Drugs and it bugs me how the media makes them look fun and harmless. "hey kids go do this youll see dragons and sh!7." yeah right or youll end up like my pop in jail with a cell mate named Crush that likes him a little toooo much.
I dont like murder, then again thats most people except maybe Crush.....
im not a huge fan of swearing like iv stated before I like music and somthing that bugs me a lot is when a band has an awesome beat and stuff and then they screw it up with the lyrics. another thing is in video games
I hate it when I pop in a game, im having a good time and suddenly a cut scene pops up and the hero of the games like "holy $#!7 did you see that mutha !^%$er. dont worry thought I kicked its @$$ and it went strait to #%&^in #377 and was all yellin oh $#!7!" yeah i hate that the worst thing is im not even joking iv played games where the language was that bad.
well some things I like.....
I like soda pop coka cola is bomb I also love mountain dew code red it taste good!
lets see I like....
whales
 I mean there cool,
they swim and eat..... plankton and... stuff.